Probably not going to help bruised lips,

Probably not going to help bruised lips,

Last Night,

Was so crazy.
I made a new best friend(that I work with),
We went to a birthday party,
Hung out with that guy from work,
Watched/helped play kings,
My new best friends boyfriend got super drunk and laid behind us on a couch,
Was called a keeper by this other guy and told he would ‘bring me home to momma’
& I Realized how absolutely perfect he(theguyfromwork) is,

He:
Talked to me about a lot of things,
Smoked with me, my new best friend from work, and Adam,
accompanied me and another guy on what was potentially the scariest thing I’ve ever been involved in, in my life and made me feel way better/safer about it,
Walked me to my car,
hugged me &
OPENED MY DOOR. 
Then,
like thirty minutes later,
texted me to see that I made it home okay.

OH,MY,GOD.

This was last night <3

Rainbow Road, dog version.

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This is my life today

:)

:)

So Today I Realized,

There is this guy at work

and he is literally the most perfect being in the world

all I want to do is love him

literally that is all I want to do.

I feel a little bit crazy, but I mean it.

This stuff literally tastes like captain crunch and the marshmellows from lucky charms.

This stuff literally tastes like captain crunch and the marshmellows from lucky charms.

Boston Market is always a great life choice

Boston Market is always a great life choice

My brother bought me a gummy bear light :)

My brother bought me a gummy bear light :)

This is a post about my life

Just like all the other things I ever post ever…

BUT ANYWAY,
TODAY ME AND CAITLIN WENT TO SEE A PHYSIC

Let me just give you the background info on how we found this lady:

The other day I was laying in my bed at like midnight randomly going through apps on my phone and downloading ones I thought were interesting, so I ended up downloading this one called ‘Skyvi’ which is basically the shitty android version of Siri, but I figure with enough updates- GAH, you don’t care, that’s not what you care about!
ANYWAY, the next day, Caitlin came over (because she basically lives at my house) and I was showing her the wonderful Skyvi app and we asked it something and it thought we said ‘physic’ so all of a sudden, we were like ‘WOW THAT’S A REALLY GOOD IDEA WE SHOULD GO SEE A PHYSIC SOON. FUCK LET’S GO TOMORROW!’ So we asked it to find us a physic and we just picked the first one on the list without caring or anything, and Caitlin called to ask what her hours were, and the lady asked us how we heard about her. oh.my.God. I don’t even remember what we said but it was stupid.

SO WE WENT,
And we had our cards read and junk and she told me that my brother is having some sort of trouble/problem where he is unhappy right now.
So I called my brother at like 7:00 Missouri time, and was like,
“Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, how are you feeling? Is anything bothering you? are you unhappy?”
And he literally said “Why are you asking me weird questions? What’s wrong with you?” So then I laughed, and just pretended nothing ever happened. 

THEREWASLOTSOFOTHERJUNKTOO
I could literally ramble for like 20 pages about the interesting shit that happened, but you’d never read it, so if you want to know anything else she said just ask me :)

In the mean time, enjoy this .gif of a deer licking a cat.
:D:D Look how adorbs 

What Im turning in with my final exam tomorrow - Illustrated reasons I didn&#8217;t do some/most of my work in this class&#8230;

What Im turning in with my final exam tomorrow - Illustrated reasons I didn’t do some/most of my work in this class…

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Can I have this dance, and the next one after that?

Anonymous asked: hi?

Oh hello there anon :) how ya doin’?

So,

My friend Lauren and I are only following one tag each. 

Her tag is “art” Which makes sense since we’re art students.

My tag is “Dodge”

I believe I win.