May 2013
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So I bought a couple fish to fill up the nearly empty 40 gallon tank I had after Fish’s death, and…
the black molly fish I named Dre iS ACTUALLY A MOMMY IT HAD BABIES IN MY TANK AND THEY’RE SO WIDDLE AND CUTE AND ADORABLE AND THEY SWIM SO FAST BUT THEY’RE SO TINY AND PRECIOUS OMG I CAN’T GET OVER IT!!!!!!!
My Ex of about a year now just texted me for the first time asking “I want to know if you are doing better without me?” What. The. Fuck.
Really?
I’ve had way more fun and gotten to know myself a lot more and do things for me and I’ve watched wayyyyyyyyy less boring ass movies, but I do still think about you occasionally.
But then I get pissed off and forget about you...
April 2013
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Today my manager went up to a table to ask how everything was going and this guy literally replied, “Very stimulating!!” in a super loud voice and proceeded to talk about how stimulating the food was.
I’m still at a loss.
March 2013
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Problem of the evening:
How do I exude classy and pretty, but also ‘don’t fucking talk to me’ at the same time.
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I kind of want to take a “me” vacation & go to a beach or like the mountains -[[MORE]]
-maybe with Heidi?- and just go places & do things & meet people & find myself a little more. Find my passion, some new hobbies, maybe even love. I’m tiring of all the vibes in my area recently; I just want to connect with a guy- like love at first sight almost. I realized...
February 2013
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Someone seriously come play cards against humanity with me and Olivia
It’s gonna be awesome c:
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Boys
I will figure out your circuitry in 10 days or less, and then I will be bored.
Do not emotionally attach yourself to me, it won’t work unless you’re on my level of adhd.
someone buy me a tattoo gun so I can get to work on my future, okay thanks!!
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HEIDI CJ AND I JUST HAD BAJA BLAST FREEZES FROM T-BELL AND THEY WERE THE SHIT PHENOMENAL!!!!!!1!!!!!11!!!!one!!!!!!1!!!!111!!
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My best friend just spent her last six dollars on gas money to come see me. I’m not convinced any two other people on this planet have a bond even close to the friendship Heidi & I have.
January 2013
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I don’t get it;
My mom called me while I was in the shower and I answered after quickly drying my hand on a towel and proceeded to tell her I was showering and that I already knew why she was calling and I was getting ready. SHE STILL STARTED TRYING TO TALK TO ME ABOUT MY DAY AND WHAT I WAS GOING TO DO AND WHO I WAS GOING TO BE WITH AND HOW SHE’LL BE HOME EARLY.
I. WAS. IN. THE....
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Every time I get a haircut I want to cry because no body ever does it right, even if I pay them a bajillion dollars; and then I’m afraid to fix it myself because what if I make it look stupid(er)?
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I’ve been listening to the ‘bon bon’ station by Pitbull on Pandora, and literally every song that it has played has made me dance in some weird, tacky, white-girl manner.
Needless to say, I have a new favorite Pandora station for when nobody is home
My dad just saw a life alert commercial and the old lady had fallen in the shower and was yelling ‘HELP!’ when her daughter came in the house, and he goes
“Mom!!! Have you been drinking again?! I thought we talked about this!”
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amoreinfinito:
3rd day in a row going to the gym wow I’m basically a body builder now
wow, Olivia Stuart 2013 everyone
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December 2012
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7000rpm asked: YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU HOW IS MISSOURI
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So I’ve been a different kind of sick every week for the last four weeks.
It’s the worst.
Every time I try to make plans I just end up feeling awful and passing out at like 9.
Not to mention the money I’ve lost calling out of work so many times.
And now I feel bad for calling out, so I’m just going in like this.
